Saturday, December 06, 2008

Zack and Miri makes a Porno

This is a fun movie but you have to be able to take it as it is not R21 for nothing. Full of vulgarities, direct sexual lines, raciaism, some sex scenes and plenty organ"nic" talks, etc. So called platonic friends Zack and Miri, by Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks, has been living together for years and met since grade 1.

And they have a problem, upaid debts, already advanced salary and no tracking of expenses and ended up with no power and water. Then during the night when these got cut, they met a gay couple who makes porn for a living at their high school reunion. This scene was quite funny with several direct references of gay and their sexual activities.

This gave Zack an idea, they should make a porno and pay off their bills. But then they need $ and a venue to do that. Zack manage to convince his colleague at Beans and Gone to use his $ which meant for buying a plasma. And in return make him producers and enable him to see free titties.

Then they auditioned and gather some failures to act in their porno. And a guy friend to film the whole movie. The fun part starts when they try to think of storyline and title, it needs to be a spoof title of a popular movie. Finally, they decided it had to be "Star Whores" with characters like Lube Skyballer, Hung Solo, Darth Vibrator, etc.

And they rented a run down warehouse to shoot the porno, the first day went well, shooting the starting scene, with the sex themed "Star Wars" costumes and colourful vibrators mimicing the light saber. Then they mention they can shoot the sequels and prequels, The Empirass strikes back, etc.

But their luck was down as the rented warehouse was already meant to be teardown. So the whole cast was left with nothing, but since the movie is about making porno. Zack found another idea, to use his workplace as the venue, Beans and Gone is like starbucks. And because of the L employer who don't trust them, there was a camera recoding their workdays and they can use that.

So their movie changed from "Star Whores" to "Swallow Cockacino" ... ahahhahahahaa. Then the actual porno scenes starts and it get hilarous at numerous moments. But then this is still a love story in a unconventional way, Zack and Miri was supposed to film a scene as well, but with their current platonic relationship, both started to get nervous and what happened after that.

They did their scenes with laughters as well then expected they started to get edgy when they were supposed to film scenes with other casts as well. Both do not want that to happen but never say it and this dragged the movie at the end.

It was happy ending though the porno didn't gone on sale. The anal scene with constipation element was typical but funny. And we will taught what the hell was a "Dutch rider" and "Double Dutch Rider". And a search found that a dutch rider was someone who was too cheap to drive their own vehicle ... Now the co-relation starts to piece together. 8/10

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