GrindHouse : Planet Terror

DeathProof sucks but its other double bill rocks ! Definitely not the normal cup of tea. If you like gore, infected zombies, brainless plot, cheesy filming, crude jokes, severed body parts and senseless killings !!! What are you waiting for ?!?!?!?

Head down and catch Planet Terror !!!

Movie started with Rose Mcgowan of Charmed as Cherry doing a sexual Go-Go dance. Then the story moved to main plot, showing army vechicles moving into an army base. They are doing some bio-weapon experimental but it went all wrong and people are infected there. But the soldiers got some kind of temporary antidote, some gas which they must inhale all the time to prevent the infection from starting.

They become zombie but not the kind of normal zombies.

You get all kind of infection and the skin just go haywired. Bubbles all over the face, cyst-filled, swollen and it is contagious.

So you get a town full of zombies. So who are the good guys ?

Cherry
Became the one-legged power weapon wielding zombie killer. She lost one leg after 2 zombies simply tore it off her. Yes, Tore !!!

El Wray
It was Robert Rodriguez. Seems like some of kind of mercenary to me or ex-cop or whatever ... Haiya ... Not important. So called leader of the good guys who packs a sniper shot.

Dr William and Dr Dakota
Husband and Wife. But wife was having a lesbian relationship and have planned to get rid of the hubby. Not much of a chance though with very zombied problems coming along. William got bitten in the end and became one of them.

JT
Some restaurant guy who is obsessed with coming up with the world's best BBQ sauce.

Abby
Naveen Andrews from LOST. He was some bio scientist who helped the good guys in the end. Well before his head got splatted off. It was a damn mess boi !

Rapist
I don't think he got a name. But it was Quentin Tarantino so it is a must mention. One of the soldier and since he was named rapist, of course he must raped somebody. He tried to do it on Cherry and Dakota but failed. He was damn pissed and forgot the inhale the gas. There onwards, he just mutate into some disgusted zombie creature. Yucks !!! Since he is a rapist and the infection infects every part of the body, his cock got gooy, slimy and droopy, even that he still wants to bang Cherry, failed anyway.

Team of Sheriffs
Every town needs some enforcer so they just fitted into the movie.

One funny thing was Bruce Willis actually acted and he was the Lt Col of the soldiers. Anyway, it was a damn good hell of a 100 mins of pure gore entertainment ! Funny as well ! 8/10