Top 10 ways to check whether if you are still in tact with reality and society !!!

Not everyone will think, behave and react like you but then there is a limit to you would convince yourself to believe that why would someone do such things ? It happens everywhere, at work, with your friends, your gf/bf, spouses, families, etc. But most people are normal, except ......

10 You don't annouce to whole world you are already age 31 but in reality just the opposite, your mind is just about right to enter Primary 1

9 You don't stand and doze off and hit someone on the MRT. And still believe you don't have a sleeping disorder

8 You don't doze off anytime and anywhere, any level of dB. And still believe you don't have a sleeping disorder

7 You think that helping someone and being made use of are really different matters and able to realise and lower your level of KTness

6 You jolly well know that VIVO city is NOT IN Suntec City !!!!

5 You don't attempt to go an ATM to activate your Credit Card 6 months after your got it in your mail

4 You don't believe if your handphone goes low batt is because that you don't have a f*cking charger in the office

3 Turf City, 200 Turf Club Road. No way in any G*d damn mind, you would go to Singapore Turf Club at Woodlands if you see this address

2 You don't pronouce A.Cole in 3 syllabus. *Becomes "A Co Le"*

The best way to check whether if you are still intact with reality and society is .......

YOU F*CKING KNOW WHAT IS A HARMONICA !!!!!