Harold and Kumar : Escape from Guantanamo Bay

Quite similar to the one that goes to White Castle. Still full of sexual jokes, drugs theme, slacker and as usual along their way to the destination, meets numerous kookoo people. Actually Guantanamo Bay was only feature for a while, story follows straight after their meal at White Castle.

Knowing Harold's ger was flying to Amsterdam, they decided to go there as well. The heavenly place on earth for drugs and sex. They met K's ex gf Vanessa with his finance Colton. K just couldn't forget her and she seemingly too. Anyway it didn't goes well on the plane, really like the part where the old lady hallucinate Kumar as a heavily bearded "terriorist" and his hand action of crashing the plane .... hahahahaha :)

It became worse when the passengers found out Kumar was smoking weed in the toilet with his self-made thingie which looked like a bomb. Chaos ensued and they were transported back to the US. Then came along Ron, an idiotic, over-zealous, brainless National Security guy who was sure they were terriorist ... "North Korea in cahoots with Iran".

Then they were send to Guan Bay and celled opposite 2 real terriorists who thinks Americans eats too much Donuts. H and K were down on their kneels and about to give Big Bob a revolting and unimaginable BJ ... then a commotion started. The real terriorists bit off the guard's dick and escaped. H and K, took the chance and did so. They managed to climb over the fence when the KT terriorist got electrocuted while climbing over and short circuiting the fence.

After escaping, they sought help from Raza who was throwing a "Bottomless" party, as the name implies. You are not allow to wear anything waist down, anything above you have to cover. Talking to Raza in the jacuzzi pool, K asking why is he not bottomless. To our shock as he stoood up ... indeed he is ... with the pubic hair that could cover Amazon. Quite a scene !

H and K got a car from Raza and drove to Texas where Vanessa and Colton were getting married.

They hope Colton which was their friend also can helped them out of this shit.

Along the way, they met more wierd people, an incest couple who have a one-eyed child and a cult.

Eventually, they did get to Texas where K and Vanessa set some sparks off. This made Colton ever determined to betrayed them by handing them over to Ron.

But on the plane back, they miraculously parachuted off the plane and landed into Bush's Ranch. TCSS with the President, smoke top grade weed and get high. With the President's backing, they crash land the wedding, knocked Colton out cold. K expressed his love for Vanessa again, belting out his "Square Root 3" poem. 7/10

I’m sure that I will always be a lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right Why must my three keep out of sight

Beneath the vicious square root sign I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321 Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When dark ! What is this I see, Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by, Together now we multiply to form a number we prefer

Rejoicing as an integer, we break free from our mortal bonds, with the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued. Your love for me has been renewed