Snakes on a Plane

Didn't catch this when it was in the cinema due to it might be too B-grade to pay to watch. Watched it after a stormy Monday afternoon, one of my back log movies. Quite a typical B-grade straight forward flick.

But I would say not bad !!!

You can all kinds of human killing beast but mostly in mutated or gigantic form. This one is about real animals, snakes of all kinds. Basically, the storyline is ignored in such movies, this one too. Baddie guy decides to kill the witness which will fly first class to L.A. using deadly snakes which somehow can be undetected brought onto the plane.

On paper, snakes do not bite unless provoked but "provoking" maybe too difficult to determine. So to unleash the deadly instinct of these snakes, pheromone was released into the air in the plane causing the snakes to go on a wild human killing game.

The thrills was brought into the movie evenly till the end, of course most people will survive. Usually, in such movies, characters are in extreme forms thus allowing them to explicitly show the different human behaviour.

A old stewardess who died saving a baby from the prancing snake.

The businessman who threw a passenger's dog to the rattlesnake who in the end got hugged to death by it. Of course, it swallowed him.

How about how the people died ?
A couple while making out in the toilet, that snake like her nipple very much. The guy got it in the neck.

A old lady was enjoying the snake smoothing up her body while sleeping but the snake went right to her eyes.

Snakes like penis too, a guy got it while peeing. A black guy got it in his ass. Another snake went into a lady's mouth.

But then how do you get rid of so many snakes ? Only the lead actor will know. Samuel L Jackson, the only known actor in the show.

The trick is to open all the windows, sit tight, brace yourself. Let it suck all the snakies out. But then plane movies usually must have one element, someone got the land the plane ! And won't be the pilot !!! Some guy who plays flight simulator on PS landed the plane.

7/10.