You Don't Mess with the Zohan

What do you when you are an Israeli who is invincible, kicked any palestinian terrorist's butt with ease, catches bullet with your nose, leap from building to building, immune to pain, ?!?!?!??!
He is Zohan, Adam Sandler

But but but but ....

He really wants to do is .... cut hair ... silky smooth ... style hair. So he faked his own death when facing his enemy, Phantom and goes to NY ... seeking his dream. This one is full of slapstick and sexual innuendos. The starting seems abit over but as it gets on, it is hilarous, simply damn funny.

Without any cutting hair experience, he found it hard to get a hairdresser job. Eventually, does get one at a hairsalon opened by Dalia, by the stunning Emmanuelle Chriqui.

She was reluctant to let him cut as she was already trying to keep the salon going, as the WallBridge Landlord was forcing her out to make way for a mall. So he was there for a while, just to sweep away the hair in the salon.

He did a over impeccable job !

But he got his break when one of the stylist quitted, his silky smooth hair cutting technique was a hit with all the old hag ... his action, hand, tongue, crotch made them go crazy. He cut them and banged them. As his popularity rises, Salim. an Palestinian cab driver saw him and remember he was the one that took his goat. So he found his friends and wanted to get back on him.

They were lost on how to do that as he is the mighty Zohan. So they called the "Hamas Terriorist Hotline" ... this one is very funny. But they not able to get any terriorist supplies, as the hotline annouced that supplies are on hold as negotiation is going on, will resume when it breaked down ... HAHAHAHAHHA !

Then Zohan's banging met some problem, he found out he fell in love with Dalia, his pepe will only react for her. But then Dalia was Phantom's sister, thus she had to ask him to go.

Salim used this hotline again ... This scene was even more hilarous. As the cab driver trying to contact Phantom to threathen him to expose that Zohan is still alive, in the end he didn't get anything he wanted.

All these came amid WallBridge's ploy to create a rift between the I and P communities. Anyway, it ended well. 8/10