Waiting

I think this movie was in the cinema around July, but did not catch it as is that kind of B-grade "Dude where is my car ?" type of show. I watched it today from my backlog of movies and indeed is what it supposed to be. But quite funny and stupid in its way, I must say some scenes are really kinda of goon and slapstick.

It is a plotless movie about people working in a restaurant, mostly youngster except the manager who supposed had rot there for decades. Since it is plotless, there must be some kind of catalyst.

Firstly there are 2, a newbie who started work, Monty, the so called cool guy waiter was supposed to show him around and the ropes before he gets his hands dirty. Secondly, Dean who was waiting there for around 4 years already, now 22, was in a dilemma on whether he should continue to wait. And his mother broke a news to him that one of his old classmate just got a bachelor degree and got a good job ... blah blah. And on the same day, the manager offered him the assistant manger post !!!

But these are not important, below are the moments of the show :

They got some kind of "male frontal nudity" stupid game going in the restaurant where anyone that can make anyone look at their "genitals" anytime anywhere during work gets to kick his ass 3 times. And the newbie got introduced on the different methods he can present his "thingie".
Wah lau eh, what a script !!!

Calvin who got problem peeing after his phobic experience when someone stare at his genitals, so he gets "Good Luck" from colleagues everytime he go to pee.

And being a restaurants, they got a board in the kitchen counting how many bitches and bastard was in the restaurant !!! But why count ? Because each of their food will get "special" care from the kitchen crew !!!

This is what a bitch got herself on her steak !!!
Extra sauce on her mash potato + a warm and delicious round of "spit"
Garlic bread which got rubbed against the genitals of a crew
Fresh dandruff flakes on her medium steak
Don't mess around with people who handle your food !!!!!

Daily, they will geared up for dinner time, where the crowd piled in.
Foreigners who pretends not to know how to speak English to escape tipping
The manager who didn't know how to serve
Gay couple on the table
Table of high school girls for Monty
Old lesbian ladies on a table flirting with a waitress
Cook sneak out for a screw with the bartender
2 kitchen crew lazing in the cooler sucking whipped cream

And of course the kitchen crew will countdown and hoping nobody will come in at the last minute before they close as they cleaned up early. But those who turned up get "special" too :)
Basically, they get their orders "floored" !!!

Not a bad show for the holiday :)